Purity Fans Pillows

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Bees SOS

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Cupid misses his shot.

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Newton - today: 'Help my research! Buy an apple 50 cents.'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

The Dangers of Unlicensed Science Teachers.

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

'One shot of this and you won't know a thing. Too late. He doesn't know a thing now.'

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

Finger Food.

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

Moby Dick: Pop-Up Version

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

Beware of Salivating Dog