Purchasing Farmland Mugs

Highway project

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Home Sweet Home On The Range

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

'I'm a fat cattle buyer.'

"The meaning of life is location, location, location."

"I've just been gazumped!"

"It's not a listing error. This really is a dream house because you have to imagine it."

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'

'I'm looking for a kingdom that is a fixer-upper.'

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

Urban relocation

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'