Land Acquisition Mugs

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"Sold his air rights."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

'Should our firms merge, which one will be the girl?'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"

'Consider this an unfriendly takeover, if you wish, but takeover it is!'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"I came, I saw I takeovered."