Estate Acquisition Mugs

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

'Should our firms merge, which one will be the girl?'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

'Consider this an unfriendly takeover, if you wish, but takeover it is!'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.'