Land Purchase Mugs

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

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'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"Sold his air rights."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

High end of the market...

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

Gay couple living together.

"The meaning of life is location, location, location."

"I've just been gazumped!"

"What do you mean our ground lease is up?"

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"