Estate Acquisition T-Shirts

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'Should our firms merge, which one will be the girl?'

"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

'Consider this an unfriendly takeover, if you wish, but takeover it is!'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.'

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."