Buying A New Farm Mugs

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Superstock'

Local food for local consumption

'Where's my glove?'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

The stuff of Legend.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

Cage-free eggs.

Farmer's credit.

Rooster

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Scrooge McCow

Home Sweet Home On The Range

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"