Buying A New Farm Pillows

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

Madonna finally decided to settle down, buy a farm and raise a few eyebrows.

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Milking the Cow.

Local food for local consumption

'Superstock'

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Where's my glove?'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Rooster

Cage-free eggs.

The stuff of Legend.

Farmer's credit.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

Scrooge McCow

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!