Puppy Pun Appreciators Gifts

Dog Bookends

"Behold the secret to happiness."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

'So, how was flight school?'

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Free Range Golfers

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Pole dancers

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"He just married me on the rebound."

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

'Who's best friend are you?'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"Abra-Viagra."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"Bruno, sit."

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'I inherited therefore I am'

Fresh Lobster

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'