Puppy Pun Appreciators Gifts

Dog Bookends

"Behold the secret to happiness."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'So, how was flight school?'

Free Range Golfers

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Pole dancers

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"Bruno, sit."

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"Abra-Viagra."

'Who's best friend are you?'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

'I inherited therefore I am'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."