Puppy Pleaser Pillows

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Puppies

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Another slander suit!"

New Year's Eve party for dogs

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"I see a couch."

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

K-9 Garten

Headshot of perky dog.

"All By Myself, Dad?"

"What's worse, that or this?"