Puppy Pleaser Mugs

The nice thing about dogs is they're always satisfied with a pat answer.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Jr. cloning kit

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Another slander suit!"

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppies

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

Dog Calenders.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"I see a couch."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"What's worse, that or this?"

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"All By Myself, Dad?"