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Bored at the City Morgue.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

No, I don

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Meow"

Violinist.

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Puppy.

There are no rats with collars...

Dogs and Chickens

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Okay, who's purring?"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

It's for you.

"I love it!"

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

Peace talks between cats and dogs break down after Rusty, the lead negotiator, suddenly runs outside to chase a car.

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'I think my back is baroque!'

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"You are not what I expected."