Puppy-eye Adorable T-Shirts

"Well, I see this 'A' in 'Looking Pitiful' is well deserved."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Puppy.

Dogs

Puppies

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Balloon dog training

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Dog Calenders.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"I see a couch."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"What's worse, that or this?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"We'll take him."