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Rabbit Makes Shadow Puppet Of A Hand

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Leslie Caron.

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"How about a hand."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Ventriloquist Grave

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

And now, for a rebuttal.

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'