Puppet Theatre Gifts

"I'll make a deal with you. You don't push my buttons, and I won't pull your strings."

A Puppet Named Juan

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'He does.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"How about a hand."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Finger puppets in church.

Ventriloquist Grave

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'