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The Puppet Master

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

And now, for a rebuttal.

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"She said don't forget the straw."

Pubertry

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'

Writer Puppet

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'