Puppet Theater Fan Mugs

The Puppet Master

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Ventriloquist Grave

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"She said don't forget the straw."

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

Writer Puppet

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'