Puppet Theater Gifts

'Rolf Spritzer here covering the election campaigns.....'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'He does.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"How about a hand."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Finger puppets in church.

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Ventriloquist Grave

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'