Puppet Theater Gifts

'Rolf Spritzer here covering the election campaigns.....'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Leslie Caron.

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'He does.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"How about a hand."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Finger puppets in church.

Ventriloquist Grave

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."