Puppet Master Of The Courtroom T-Shirts

'You have exhausted all of our public defenders...'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"How about a hand."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

'Can I get another second opinion?'

Painter's muse

"Whoa, too much information!"

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

'A room with double beds, please.'

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

"His words, not mine."

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

"Case dismissed."

"Who would like to discuss the concept of free will?"