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Daisy Chain of Fools

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Shakespeare was bisexual

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"How about a hand."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

'A room with double beds, please.'

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

"Whoa, too much information!"

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"His words, not mine."

Painter's muse