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Daisy Chain of Fools

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

Shakespeare was bisexual

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"How about a hand."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

Fish Food

"Whoa, too much information!"

'A room with double beds, please.'

"His words, not mine."

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.