Puppet Master Dreamer Gifts

Painter's muse

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"How about a hand."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"And how would you like your steak?"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'