Punster Appreciator Gifts

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

First Novels.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat Nip.

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

You're the puff in my pastry!

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Punt Cake

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Banana Split...