Punny Bowler Pillows

'Cricket Catches (By D. Crambo, Junior.)'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Cricket Accidents.

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

King Pin

Happy Hog - Manet

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

SCUBER

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

Noise Pollution

Cricket ball deliveries

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

Cricket.

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

"Underarm! Underarm!"

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

Chess bowling.

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

'It was in accident, I was thinking about the big tournament see...'

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.