Punny Fisherman Pillows

Fly Fishing.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Fishing from the Pier

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Happy Hog - Manet

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

'How are they biting?'

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

The Incomplete Angler

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

Picking Brains

Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

"Hey you...want a bunuelo?"

"Deadly gas is escaping from Uranus!"

Man fishing of one side while fish laugh at him from the other side

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'