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'Cricket Catches (By D. Crambo, Junior.)'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Cricket Accidents.

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

King Pin

Happy Hog - Manet

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Pin-atas

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Stud Finders: 'These don't even work!'

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

SCUBER

Noise Pollution

Cricket ball deliveries

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

People Who Talk To Elvis...

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

'Naw, I ain't athletic - it's just eye - hand coordination and the heft to hit the long ball.'

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

Cricket.

'The horrent pyknic was a crummy kegler.'

"Underarm! Underarm!"

Chess bowling.

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.