Bowling Prankster T-Shirts

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

Bowled out.

'No fair cheating, Mr. Carpenter.'

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

Politics Books

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

'If I were you I wouldn't have anything to do with Howard in the Sales Department. He has a history of bowling.'

"I'd suggest cutting back on the practical joking and to ask people not to pull your finger so hard."

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."

Footballer uses the ref's foam to shave.

'Do not even think about it, Ron!'

Ever since Jeff's little accident, his teammates all referred to his position on the field as 'Shartstop'.

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

'Before you open the basket, play this horn.'

'Cricket Catches (By D. Crambo, Junior.)'

Throwing snails into next door's garden

'I told you not to hit the ball into the paintball area.'

Man denies seeing two men when he is asked.

Geez, I dunno... I guess I'd like a Hertz donut.

Danger Wheelchair Driver.

'We do not tee off in front of the markers. This is my second shot.'