Pundit Admirer Pillows

"After a hard day at the office, all Barry wants to do is put his feet up and listen to somebody tell him what to think."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Ancient Racing

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Cow's straw

Dolphin friendly tuna

On the brink.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Gym Dog

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Pea

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.

'I see people laughing at you.'

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

"That's Doctor Good Boy to you."

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'