Pundit Admirer Gifts

"After a hard day at the office, all Barry wants to do is put his feet up and listen to somebody tell him what to think."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Cow's straw

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Gym Dog

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Pea

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"That's Doctor Good Boy to you."

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

'I can't draw', Permanent Market on Canvas $10,975 - SOLD.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

'I see people laughing at you.'