Political Analyst Admirer Pillows

"Time for bed, Mr. President."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Mass Deportation Plan

Trump's firings

Myanmar Peace Talk

The Moses of his nation.

Servile journalism

I, for one, welcome our new Kenyan overlord!

"Ahh, so now I understand, why you purchased 40 new atomic bombs!"

'This is not about regime change, honest.'

Condoleezza Rice

Venom

Angela Merkel

Cardinal Richelieu

Bill O'Reilly

Brussels Spouts

"We heard you say you're worried about the government listening to your phone calls so we called to tell you not to worry ... yet."

Trump Transition Team

"I really don't know if there'll be a market for this item, but your marketing strategy is nothing short of brilliant!"

Boris Johnson

What's Inside?

I Like the Cartoon Version

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials or would you just like to jump ahead to the main course. . .?"

"It's amazing...no matter what we do. They just keep on re-electing us..."

'That jerk who thinks he's always looked-down on is here.'

Napoleon Cursing the Prince Regent from Exile on St. Helena

Priorities

'My smooth transition to king is due to adaptability, and of course, the beheadings.'

America: Defending Statues Everywhere.

"The greatest challenge facing our political party in this day and age is, well, basically that political parties stink."

"My fellow-investors..."

"You call that a scandal!"

Germans fixate too much on competition!

Spaghetti Berlusconese.