Political Analyst Aficionado Pillows

"My fellow-investors..."

Schengen

"You're fired."

"Welcome to the future"

"Good boy."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Occu-Pie Mars

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

They're Not Just That Into It

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Pretty Flowers

Torturing the English Language

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

UK border controls relaxed.

Neo-International Law

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Away with the warmonger!"

Oligarchy

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Trump! The Musical

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."