Political Analyst Wannabe Pillows

"The greatest challenge facing our political party in this day and age is, well, basically that political parties stink."

"I really don't know if there'll be a market for this item, but your marketing strategy is nothing short of brilliant!"

Schengen

"Good boy."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Welcome to the future"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Occu-Pie Mars

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

They're Not Just That Into It

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Pretty Flowers

Torturing the English Language

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

Neo-International Law

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Oligarchy

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Away with the warmonger!"

Trump! The Musical

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

What's normal?