Punch Dodger Gifts

'He's countering your right by throwning a left hook, crossing his right over your left jab, and upper cutting you when you work to his body...from where I stand, Tiger, you better STOP throwing punches.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

The Hockey Puckey

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Cat boxer

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'He has a great left hook,'

Ask me about my uppercut.

EU-budget fight

Spring Damage.

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

'I thought it was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

"You're the therapist - you make it go away."

Predatory Loan Corp.

Fish using a metal detector to avoid fishing hooks.

'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.'

"Good. Now punch in your password."

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

'You're still getting caught by those upper cuts.'

Henry Cooper

'Never heard that before.'

Look before you leap.