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'He's countering your right by throwning a left hook, crossing his right over your left jab, and upper cutting you when you work to his body...from where I stand, Tiger, you better STOP throwing punches.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

Cat boxer

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'He has a great left hook,'

EU-budget fight

Spring Damage.

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

'I thought it was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

"You're the therapist - you make it go away."

Predatory Loan Corp.

Fish using a metal detector to avoid fishing hooks.

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

"Good. Now punch in your password."

'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.'

'You're still getting caught by those upper cuts.'

'Never heard that before.'

'I thought this was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

'Doesn't look good...My ear plugs nurse.'

Henry Cooper