Pun And Wordplay Lover Gifts

'UH-OH,looks like somebody's in for a floggin'! They've brought out the Cat-o'-nine-tails!'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Vlad the Inhaler

Gay Times...

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Rap music

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Fishing for complements

Dog in casino.

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

An infinity pool table

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

You are what you eat!

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

'Do it write the first time.'

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"