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"Try nibblin' through that, you little tree rat!"

Prize vegetables.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

No Soliciting

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Classic Emojis for sale.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

D.C. Halloween

Halloween sculptor

'She thinks of them as her children...'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Climate change hits Antarctica

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"Your candle has gone out."

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

"When's the last time you flossed?"

Halloween dentist.

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'