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So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Prize vegetables.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

No Soliciting

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

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"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

D.C. Halloween

Halloween sculptor

'She thinks of them as her children...'

Climate change hits Antarctica

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"Your candle has gone out."

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

'I went under the knife. Do you like?'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

Halloween dentist.

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."