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'In this district, Constable, you can't be too careful!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

A Hole in the Dike

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

It's for you.

The Devil's advocaat.

Turkey going away for Christmas.

'Hey you take that outside.'

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

"Have they no shame?"

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

"It's opening day."

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

Protecting Historic Landmarks

The Real War On Christmas

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

"And you must be the domestic partner we refused to extend spousal benefits to."

Despite being dumped by his girlfriend on Christmas Eve, Norman still found a way to pull the crackers despite her absence.

'Merry Christmas.'

The Mug Collector at Christmas

The Spirit of Christmas Presents.

Shopping dilemma.

Tensions are high in the produce section as no one dares to lick their fingers.

"Happiness is to unwrap something special on Christmas."

Produce. Manage the inventory better --- spoilage is bankrupting me! He's losing money because of all the dead beets.