Holiday Protector Appreciator T-Shirts

Father Christmas with bodyguards.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Christmas Tree

'He lives for his holidays.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

A Hole in the Dike

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Happy Turkey Day!

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Horn of Leftovers

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"