Holiday Protector Appreciator Pillows

Father Christmas with bodyguards.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

A Hole in the Dike

"Home depot."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Horn of Leftovers

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Happy Turkey Day!

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'