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'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"I might just get a pie."

Non-Humble Pie.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie