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"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Give quiche a chance!

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

'He wants a system with lots of memory,but without a mouse.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

'I dread Labor Day. That's the holiday before school starts.'

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

The trouble with the speed of light is it gets here too early in the morning.

Weight Loss Clinic. Dieting is just a matter of following the path of feast resistance.

Hello, I need to take back your cherry pie? Touch it and die. Mrs. Cohen, that pastry came from a bakery in China. We've since learned it might be toxic. Importing from China can be bad for your health. There's crust in your ear.

"As billionaires, we should eat all of that steaming warm pie."

Federal Department of Self-Justification

"And here we go folks! He's got to remove that first slice of pie all in one piece."

"I haven't sunk my teeth into a mailman's butt in months. I hate e-mail."

Notice anything different? - 'You've been on a diet?' - 'No, I found it was easier to just hold in my stomach.' - 'What happens if you let go?' - 'Ahhh!' - 'I said 'if' you let go, pie-man.'

"Water...water...and maybe just a tiny piece of pie."

'It's too bad they don't give a grade for courage. You'd get an 'A' for bringing this thing home.'

"I'm old school. I still like to yell, 'Stay off my lawn' rather than text it."

No thank you, I'm allergic to chocolate. It makes me break out in pounds.

Man preparing to swim the channel covers himself in goose fat and notices that a man preparing to paddle is doing the same.

"Luddite."

"No, Francis— not even if she is desperate."