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"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

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"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

'He wants a system with lots of memory,but without a mouse.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

'I dread Labor Day. That's the holiday before school starts.'

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

"They taxed my tax refund."

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

"Marketing with social media is a fad. I know what I'm talking about, baby."

Weight Loss Clinic. Dieting is just a matter of following the path of feast resistance.

The trouble with the speed of light is it gets here too early in the morning.

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

'We can't keep up with technology because we don't like change. That's one reason we've been married for 25 years.'

"I haven't sunk my teeth into a mailman's butt in months. I hate e-mail."

'It's too bad they don't give a grade for courage. You'd get an 'A' for bringing this thing home.'

"I'm old school. I still like to yell, 'Stay off my lawn' rather than text it."

"Clubs, clothes, and now fire? I'm feeling overwhelmed with the current pace of technological change."

'You're very lucky to get an allotment, of course. Mine here's been a godsend since the downturn.'

No thank you, I'm allergic to chocolate. It makes me break out in pounds.

Man preparing to swim the channel covers himself in goose fat and notices that a man preparing to paddle is doing the same.

"The wine may be breathing, but I'm not."

"Luddite."

"No, Francis— not even if she is desperate."