Cold Resistors T-Shirts

Man preparing to swim the channel covers himself in goose fat and notices that a man preparing to paddle is doing the same.

Hate Platforms

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

'I dread Labor Day. That's the holiday before school starts.'

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.

'My elbow has a cold!'

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'If we eat all the snowflakes, Dad won't have to shovel the driveway.'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

"Marketing with social media is a fad. I know what I'm talking about, baby."

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

Guy with a cold that has made his nose big and red.

The stickmen face a horrible choice.

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

Willingness to move Comfort & Security A = Why forced change is upsetting

Survivors of Near-Flu Experiences

'We can't keep up with technology because we don't like change. That's one reason we've been married for 25 years.'

"I haven't sunk my teeth into a mailman's butt in months. I hate e-mail."

"I've worked here for thirty years..."

'It's too bad they don't give a grade for courage. You'd get an 'A' for bringing this thing home.'

"I turned the heat all the way up and opened all the doors. At this point I'll try anything to make it warm outside."