Cold Resistors Prints

Man preparing to swim the channel covers himself in goose fat and notices that a man preparing to paddle is doing the same.

Hate Platforms

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

'My elbow has a cold!'

'I dread Labor Day. That's the holiday before school starts.'

Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'If we eat all the snowflakes, Dad won't have to shovel the driveway.'

"Marketing with social media is a fad. I know what I'm talking about, baby."

"They taxed my tax refund."

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

Guy with a cold that has made his nose big and red.

Weight Loss Clinic. Dieting is just a matter of following the path of feast resistance.

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

The stickmen face a horrible choice.

Willingness to move Comfort & Security A = Why forced change is upsetting

Survivors of Near-Flu Experiences

'We can't keep up with technology because we don't like change. That's one reason we've been married for 25 years.'

"I haven't sunk my teeth into a mailman's butt in months. I hate e-mail."

"I've worked here for thirty years..."

'It's too bad they don't give a grade for courage. You'd get an 'A' for bringing this thing home.'