Digital Resistors Prints

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

Hate Platforms

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'He wants a system with lots of memory,but without a mouse.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'If we eat all the snowflakes, Dad won't have to shovel the driveway.'

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

"Marketing with social media is a fad. I know what I'm talking about, baby."

"They taxed my tax refund."

I can't handle too much change so I'm reading a four-year-old magazine while waiting for my telemedicine appointment.

The trouble with the speed of light is it gets here too early in the morning.

Weight Loss Clinic. Dieting is just a matter of following the path of feast resistance.

'All this talk of ABS's and old style MDP's is causing a lot of stress...The partners don't take kindly to change... He still hasn't recovered from us moving his desk nearer to the door!'

Willingness to move Comfort & Security A = Why forced change is upsetting

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

'We can't keep up with technology because we don't like change. That's one reason we've been married for 25 years.'

Federal Department of Self-Justification

'I used to be considered a cog in their wheel but now I'm thought of as a glitch in their computer software.'

"I haven't sunk my teeth into a mailman's butt in months. I hate e-mail."

Imprisoned corporate executive not ready to sign onto the new company mission statement. ('No way. I like the old one.')

"I've worked here for thirty years..."

'It's too bad they don't give a grade for courage. You'd get an 'A' for bringing this thing home.'

'All these changes - why can't everything stay the same!?'

"I'm old school. I still like to yell, 'Stay off my lawn' rather than text it."