Pie Protectors Prints

Hello, I need to take back your cherry pie? Touch it and die. Mrs. Cohen, that pastry came from a bakery in China. We've since learned it might be toxic. Importing from China can be bad for your health. There's crust in your ear.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Non-Humble Pie.

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"I might just get a pie."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Moon Pies.

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie