Pugilism Mugs

'You're still getting caught by those upper cuts.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Look out for his low punches.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

Shadow Punch

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'

'I should have won that last fight.'

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

'Shadow boxing.'