Pugilism Prints

'You're still getting caught by those upper cuts.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Did I ever break my nose? No. Three of my opponents did that for me...'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'Look out for his low punches.'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Shadow Punch

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership