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Man smokes a cloud of text.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Paul Ree

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"But what if this is all there is?"

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'I'm an atheist!'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'