Puff Philosopher Pillows

Man smokes a cloud of text.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Paul Ree

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'I'm an atheist!'

"But what if this is all there is?"

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'